A 35-year-old woman living with her boyfriend developed a severe phobia of leaving the bathroom. He indulged her, brought her food and clothing changes, but she eventually sat on the toilet too long such that it got attached to her gluteus.
So now the ever-compassionate Sheriff Bryan Whipple is recommending that the boyfriend be charged for not forcing the woman to leave the bathroom.
I hope the County Attorney has the sense not to comply with the Sheriff’s wishes. Meanwhile, Kansans, you’re on notice: if you have a person acting oddly and living in your household, you should throw them out, because otherwise your kindly local Sheriff might decide to charge you with abuse for feeding, clothing, and otherwise taking care of them in the manner that they – and not the local Communists, I mean Sheriffs – wish to live.